January 2012
98 posts
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“Love should never wait because regret will just cut in line.”
– Me
December 2011
68 posts
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Foodies
R1niceboy: I’ve mixed lambs blood into oatmeal with red chile sauce and baked it before. That’s a good breakfast if you care to go to the trouble the night before. One minute in the microwave and you’re wide awake and energized after eating it.
Why Yes I Am A Wizard: Upon the final incantation, does it rise as some sort of golem and cook you a decent breakfast?
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My Dreams
I want a decent job.
I don’t want to work graveyard shifts anymore. They’re partially to blame why I’m so sick and lonely.
I want to live in either an apartment like my old one or a small house.
I want health care.
I want some places to hang out at. Like a hobby store or a sandwich shop. No bars. I hate drunken people.
I want either a secure patio or backyard so my cats can...
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“The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral...”
– John Kenneth Galbraith
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“Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t...”
– Alexander Woollcott
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Telepathy
glassbottomboatcaptain: In every single Fark thread about a criminal getting shot dead by a gun owner in the commission of a crime, 99% of the posters who identify themselves as gun owners are extremely proud of their ‘anyone who farks with me is getting their head blown off on general principle’ stance on gleefully murdering teenage criminals. You are literally that 1% of people who...
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“(Re: 21,000 domains transfer out of Go Daddy in 1 Day) Corporations are going to...”
– Glicky
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Where are the older Tumblrs?
You kids are cute, and I wouldn’t mind taking a few of you home with me (London Andrews WOW!), but I need to find some female contacts between 45 and 55 so I can have somebody I can relate to.
Anybody out there for me?
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The Hypocrisy of Fur Affinity
This is Fur Affinity http://www.furaffinity.net/
They have no compunctions whatsoever about showing poorly drawn pictures of baby animals in diapers being sodomized and eaten by Satanic hermaphrodites.
But if you post a public domain picture of celebrated H. P. Lovecraft smiling…
The moderators threaten to delete your account.
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“[Re: Newt Gingrich being called names by an Average Joe] If you can’t take...”
– Coelacanth1938
Olive Oil & Lemons: Breaking Bread →
oliveoilandlemons:
I vividly remember my grandmother baking bread. The process would take an entire afternoon as she would often bake not only pita bread, but also meat or spinach pies called Ftayir. She worked extremely efficiently, rolling out freshly made dough, and tossing the individual loaves onto wire…
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Is Kim Jong Il? No, he's dead →
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Firefly Dreams
When I was a kid, I used to dream about Firefly decades before there was a Fox Channel that would cancel the show.
See, before Firefly, there was this idea that mankind would literally explode into space. By now there were supposed to be tens of thousands of people living and working in space.
Mostly Americans by the way.
I always figured that I would be a ship’s hand working on a...
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“I’m fine with folks having guns, but is it just me or are the folks who...”
– Anonymous
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Shock as retreat of Arctic sea ice releases deadly...
Illegal.tender: Don’t worry. Capitalism will save us.
Bob16: I’m building a bunker out gold bullion right now
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Tweeting Sara Del Rey
TheSaraDelRey Sara Del Rey
I blindly follow a path that has no clear direction. I think by definition wrestling makes me an idiot
Coelacanth1938 Martin Evans
Hon, you might feel that you’re rudderless, but at least you got your feet wet. Most folks can’t say that.
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“Going to a church doesn’t make you anymore Christian than standing in a...”
– Colby Corino (Wrestler)
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“No matter where you are in the body scale, you are someone’s hotness.”
– Typhoid
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“I felt like I’d waited fifteen years to sleep with the most amazing man...”
– cattheotherwhitemeat
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“I saw a bumber sticker that said “I love Jesus but I don’t like his...”
– DonnyBaker
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“There is a reason the virgins are always the ones that get sacrificed,...”
– debug
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“I specialize in crazy women. Luckily, after years of searching I was able to...”
– Occams_Electric_Razor
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“Do you know what grease monkeys were? Less than a century ago, small children...”
– Coelacanth1938
“If another man’s child is threatened, and you move not to protect it, the...”
– JOHN F. O’BRIEN
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Fear the Future
Jayday: Why are so many people on here being complete morons and assuming that she has no money now because of poor planning, a bad job, or some other issue on her part that completely was due to her actions alone. People don’t seem to remember that living life can be a real bitch, and things like medical bills, lawsuits, funerals, and god knows any number of other costs can eat up a...
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“If you can get the public to shrug and not give a shit over the slaughter of...”
– Bob16
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Freezing to death in the Northeast?
Kill a job creator, cut him open, and crawl up inside him.
Warning: They smell worst on the inside.
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“The first step in eliminating any group of people is to shift public perspective...”
– NephilumNexus
Every day that Ted Kord is not alive is another...